Nice cook out yesterday.......Missed "Witchy" though.....
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Wonder how long that pop will last??.
I don't have any idea what's going on?
Skinny looking Ass.........
Reaching for that greener on the other side.......
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Pretty picture.......
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Yep....this is true......Right on..............................
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Gotta study my book........
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He's keeping cool......and relaxing too......
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Well, time to leave.....pick you up in a wee bit "Witchy"...
If I can get it to run......
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~~~ What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?
Osama bin Latte .....
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~~~ Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan?
They are putting in TARGETS!!!...
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~~~ At the salon, I overheard the receptionist admit to another customer,
"I haven't taken my vitamins today, I'm walking around unprotected.
"The customer commiserated with her.
"I haven't taken my Prozac today, everyone's walking around unprotected."
~~~ In lectures on human genetics, I explained to my college students that males determine the sex of the offspring by contributing either an X or a Y chromosome.
So at the end of the year, I put it on the final exam:
"How is the sex of the child determined?" One student wrote, "By examining it at birth."
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~~~ The tourist in London climbed into a cab and noticed by the license that his cab driver's name was Winston Churchill.
Trying to make conversation, he said, "I see your name is Winston Churchill.
"The driver simply said, "Right....... That's my moniker.
"The passenger, not willing to give up yet on some banter, said,
"That's a pretty famous name."
The driver responded, "As well it should be, too.
I've been driving a cab here for over forty years."
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~~~ Gus: I just had my appendix removed.
Pete: Have a scar?
Gus: No, thanks, I don't smoke.
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~~~ MURPHY'S LAW ON WORK....."A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants."
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~~~ A man had trouble with his English, so his friend taught him how to say, "Apple pie and coffee," so when on the job, he could order some food at the local restaurant during his lunch hour.
This was fine with our man, and he was grateful to his friend, but after several months he wanted a little more variety in his fare.
His friend was glad to oblige and taught him how to say, "Turkey and cheese sandwich.
"The man proudly walked into the restaurant the next day and said to the waitress, "Turkey and cheese sandwich.
"To which the waitress responded, "White, whole wheat, or rye?"
With shoulders sagging and the smile gone from his face, he answered back, "Apple pie and coffee."
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~~~ Q: What did the pickle say at a poker game?A: Dill me in.
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~~~ Bobbie went to a pet shop and asked for a bird that could sing.
The proprietor brought out a gorgeous tropical bird, looked the bird in the eye, puckered his lips and started to whistle.
The bird took up the very note and finished the tune with him.
"That's mighty fine," Bobbie said, "but I'd never pay money for that bird....
His right leg's crippled."
"I thought you wanted me to sing!" cried the bird................
"I gotta dance, too?"
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Today's thought: As I get older and stiffer of knee,
I feel that the hardest thing to raise in the garden is me.
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