Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning ...everyone.....hows your morning?
We're doing good after a day of boomers........
I guess "Billy" went by.....hope the friends up north
only get rain......
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A magical place...... I go there to get recharged......
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Nah.....they don't live there, just thought they were cute.......

reminds me of the squirrels we have here........

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Small friends now----but later?..

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Left you a present.......

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Time for my zip-lock omlet.........

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Yep....a redneck fix......works too.........

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Yep they want breakfast too.......

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I saw you throw that cat in the water......"YOU AN"T RIGHT"..

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Someones gonna get wet, and he's going to be mad..........

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~~~ As part of a homework assignment, students were asked to define
"durable goods."
The class comedian came up with this: "appliances and automobiles that outlast
their time payments."

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~~~ Barbara Bush was probably our most unflappable first lady.
When reporters spotted her in slippers and bathrobe walking her dog, Millie,
outside the family's Kennebunkport compound, she struck them dumb with a
terse, "Haven't you ever seen a woman walk a dog before?"

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~~~ Carol; You Are A True Pet Lover If...You pick out your new linoleum for the
kitchen based on how well it will hold up to dogs toenails skidding after their toys.

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~~~ Three men met at a party, and it wasn't long until the conversation got around
to their line of work and what kind of cars they drove.
"I'm a veterinarian," said the first fellow....... "So, naturally, I drive a white 'Vet."
As they smiled and nodded, the second man said, "I own a sign company, so I
drive a purple Neon.
"Now the third guy was suddenly quiet until he was egged on by the other two.
"Well," he finally said, "I'm a proctologist... and I have a brown Probe."
(Suzzie will like that one....)

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~~~ Patient: I don’t get enough exercise.
Doctor: Try taking a long walk every night.
Patient: That’s the problem; I’m a lighthouse keeper.

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~~~ During an election year a lot of politicians have a tendency to get free speech
confused with cheap talk.

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~~~ I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age........
The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

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~~~ It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true
that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

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~~~ Q: What is an elephant's length of gestation?
A: On average, it takes 660 days from conception for an elephant mother to
give birth.

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~~~ My friend "Pete", walked into a bar and ordered six whiskies.
Lining them up on the bar, he downed the first glass, then the third and finally
the fifth.
"Excuse me," said the bartender as "Pete"turned to leave.
"But you've left three of the whiskies you ordered untouched."
"Yes," said "Pete".
"My doctor said it was OK to take the odd drink."

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~~~ The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church
basement Friday at 7 PM.
The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

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~~~ I'm trying to figure out what an emotionally unstable caveman has to do
with insurance.

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~~~ Relatives gathered for the reading of the Last Will And Testament after a
long awaited death.
The lawyer opened the envelope, and read solemnly: "Being of sound mind
and body, I spent every last cent before I died."

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~~~ SIGN IN A CAFETERIA:"Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria."
And hand written underneath: "Sandals can eat any place they want."

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~~~ "Bobbie" sez: It's time to diet and exercise when you accept the fact that you
can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time,
but not while you're wearing a bathing suit.
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Todays Thoughts; You should always carry change with you in case you need to
add your two cents' worth.

And : "If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice."

And heed this: If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in
her way.

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