Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning friends....The Doc's visit went good....only one more year
to go.... It's been a long four years......
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I love this old house...with the corner chimney...and the porches...
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Okay, settle down.........

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Great......I know someone that would like this.........

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WoW! we need a lion tamer.......

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Is she dirty??

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She's a proud little girl........

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Ha-Ha....

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Now this is a pot hole...................

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~~~ I used to work at Lowe's in the plumbing department.
As part of the faucet display we would cut the sprayer hose off about8 inches and put them in a display block with the faucet.
The sprayers were usually glued in so they could not be removed.
One day while helping a lady choose a faucet, I pulled on a sprayer and it came out of the display.
I jokingly told the lady it was one of the new'cordless faucet sprayers....
Then she got mad at me when I told her there was no way to spray water without a hose.

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~~~ Security and peace of mind were part of the reason we moved to a gated community.
Both flew out the window the night I called a local pizza shop for a delivery.
"I'd like to order a large pepperoni, please," I said, then gave him the address of our condominium.
"We'll be there in about half an hour," the kid at the other end replied.
"Your gate code is still 1238, right?"

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~~~ Q: What is the difference between a tired old horse and a dead insect?
A. One is a seedy beast and the other is a bee deceased.

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~~~ I love summer days at the beach.
There's nothing more fun than watching people drop food in the sand, then try to brush it off so they can still eat it.

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~~~ Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet.
Mrs. Jones will sing "Put Me In My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor.

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~~~ It's good to have money, and the things that money can buy, but it's good, too, to check up once in a while and be sure you haven't lost the things money can't buy ...

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~~~ Gus: What's the difference between a basketball, a boxing glove, and a bottle of glue?
Pete: I don't know.
Gus: A basketball is round, and a boxing glove isn't.
Pete: But what about the glue?
Gus: That's where you get stuck.

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~~~ Bobbie;"Whenever I'm in the dumps, I buy new clothes."
Gus: "So.... that's where you get them!"

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~~~ Bobbie: What would you do if you found a sick bird?
Gus: Give it first aid tweetment.

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~~~ After ordering a milkshake, Gus had to leave his seat in the restaurant to make a telephone call.
Since he didn't want anyone to take his drink, he took a paper napkin, wrote on it, "The World's Strongest Weightlifter," and left it under his glass.
When he returned from making his call, the glass was empty.
Under it was a new napkin with new writing that said: "Thanks for the treat!"
It was signed, "The World's Fastest Runner."

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~~~ A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

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~~~ "What's wrong?" I asked one of my young students.
He was at his desk, looking as if he were about to break into tears.
"My grandfather," he stammered.
"Sorry," I said..... "But he's in a wonderful place now.
Do you know where that is?"
"Yes, I do," he said. "Prison."

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~~~ Two elderly women were in a beauty parlor getting their hair done.
In walks a young chick with a low cut blouse that revealed a rose tattoo on one breast.
One lady leaned over to the other and said, "She don't know it, but in 50 years she'll be wearing a long stemmed rose in a hanging basket."
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Today's Thought: Mistakes are made from time to time. Without them, some of us would have never been born.
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