Well, we got a nice rainy day. Now if I could send it
north to B.C.....they need rain bad!
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Remember this guy?....been a few years since I last saw him......
A rainy day, is a lay-about day....right!.
Who's gonna win? the snake or the Gater?
Who's gonna win? the snake or the Gater?.
I guess he found it funny........
I guess he found it funny.........
George....George!! were are you????
George....George!! were are you????.
Reaching out to touch something......
Reaching out to touch something.......
Discovery heading for launch pad 39A.........
Todays Thought: If absence makes the heart grow fonder, some people must really love church.
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Discovery heading for launch pad 39A..........
My topsy-tervy tomato plant......no maters yet... I planted late~
What a way to change a tire........
My topsy-tervy tomato plant......no maters yet... I planted late~.
What a way to change a tire.........
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~~~ After nearly an hour of "just a little more white, two squirts of blue, a dash of black, perhaps a tad more white," the paint-store clerk got my gallon to the exact shade I wanted. With a sigh of relief, he pounded the lid on.
"Now what do I do if I need more paint?" I asked.
"Don't come back here," he begged.
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~~~ Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
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~~~ A king’s jester one day found his majesty bent over the washbowl, engaged in his morning ablutions.
In a spirit of fun the jester gave the king a resounding slap on the most exposed part of his sacred person.
Deeply enraged, his majesty ordered the instant execution of the audacious joker, but finally consented to pardon him, if he should make an apology more outrageous than the original insult. The condemned humorist thought a moment, and offered his apology:
“Your Majesty will forgive me; I did not know it was you.
I thought it was the Queen.”
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~~~ How to put away candies so that they will not get mouldy?
Why, leave the pantry-door open, and if there are any children in the house they’ll solve the problem for you in five minutes.
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~~~ The minister’s wife wanted to jot down the sermon, and leaning over her nephew, she whispered: “Have you any cards with you?”
“You can’t play in church,” was the solemn, reproving answer.
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~~~ A young girl attending her first wedding got confused because the bride went up the aisle with one man, and came back down with another.
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~~~ What's the definition of an 'Impotent Loser'?
A guy who can't even get his hopes up.
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~~~ I noticed my roommate studying the settings on our washing machine.
There were three icons: a sheep for woollens, a cotton ball for cottons and a beaker for synthetics.
"Problems?" I asked.
"Just wondering," he said.
"If I were washing a sweater made from a cloned sheep, would I set it on wool or synthetics?"
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~~~ We had been on the road for 15 hours en route from New York to California and were looking for a place to spend the night.
At four different motels, however, we were told, "Sorry, no vacancies."
Heading back to the car, my seven-year-old son asked solemnly, "Mom, are we vacancies?"
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~~~ The trendy dresser fancied himself quite a romeo, and was delighted to find a note pinned inside a new shirt.
contained a girl's name and address, and asked the recipient to send a photograph.
How romantic, he thought to himself, very taken with the idea of this mystery woman so eager to meet him, and promptly mailed off a note and a photo.
Heart aflutter, he opened her response.
It read,"Thanks for writing.
I was just curious to see what kind of guy would buy such a goofy shirt."
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~~~ When I was younger, I used to play doctor with this girl in my neighborhood.
We got caught, but I'm lucky it was on a Wednesday.
We were just playing golf.
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"Now what do I do if I need more paint?" I asked.
"Don't come back here," he begged.
.
~~~ Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
.
~~~ A king’s jester one day found his majesty bent over the washbowl, engaged in his morning ablutions.
In a spirit of fun the jester gave the king a resounding slap on the most exposed part of his sacred person.
Deeply enraged, his majesty ordered the instant execution of the audacious joker, but finally consented to pardon him, if he should make an apology more outrageous than the original insult. The condemned humorist thought a moment, and offered his apology:
“Your Majesty will forgive me; I did not know it was you.
I thought it was the Queen.”
.
~~~ How to put away candies so that they will not get mouldy?
Why, leave the pantry-door open, and if there are any children in the house they’ll solve the problem for you in five minutes.
.
~~~ The minister’s wife wanted to jot down the sermon, and leaning over her nephew, she whispered: “Have you any cards with you?”
“You can’t play in church,” was the solemn, reproving answer.
.
~~~ A young girl attending her first wedding got confused because the bride went up the aisle with one man, and came back down with another.
.
~~~ What's the definition of an 'Impotent Loser'?
A guy who can't even get his hopes up.
.
~~~ I noticed my roommate studying the settings on our washing machine.
There were three icons: a sheep for woollens, a cotton ball for cottons and a beaker for synthetics.
"Problems?" I asked.
"Just wondering," he said.
"If I were washing a sweater made from a cloned sheep, would I set it on wool or synthetics?"
.
~~~ We had been on the road for 15 hours en route from New York to California and were looking for a place to spend the night.
At four different motels, however, we were told, "Sorry, no vacancies."
Heading back to the car, my seven-year-old son asked solemnly, "Mom, are we vacancies?"
.
~~~ The trendy dresser fancied himself quite a romeo, and was delighted to find a note pinned inside a new shirt.
contained a girl's name and address, and asked the recipient to send a photograph.
How romantic, he thought to himself, very taken with the idea of this mystery woman so eager to meet him, and promptly mailed off a note and a photo.
Heart aflutter, he opened her response.
It read,"Thanks for writing.
I was just curious to see what kind of guy would buy such a goofy shirt."
.
~~~ When I was younger, I used to play doctor with this girl in my neighborhood.
We got caught, but I'm lucky it was on a Wednesday.
We were just playing golf.
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Todays Thought: If absence makes the heart grow fonder, some people must really love church.
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Great read yet again Gus. Glad your Docs app. went Ok Rae
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