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As you can tell....I like old buildings......I think about the people thatlived there....and the times they had.....
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Up in the Blue Ridge.......
Well, she don't have a parking problem.........
I guess the deer runs them down....and the dog takes them down....
Who needs a pickup??
Who needs a pickup??.
A building in London.......cool.......
A building in London.......cool........
Never trust chicks with guns.....mean bunch.........
Never trust chicks with guns.....mean bunch..........
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~~~ The art of taxation consists of plucking the goose to obtain the largest possible amount of feathers with the smallest possible amount of hissing.
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~~~ I was browsing in Wal-Mart when the man next to me struck up a conversation.
Just as he was telling me that his wife was getting carried away with her shopping, a brief power shortage caused the lights to flicker overhead."
Ah," he sighed, "that must be her checking out now."
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~~~ The problem with sneezing these days is that my bladder thinks it needs to be involved.
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~~~ Church Notice Bloopers:
Ms. Bobbie Mac sang..... "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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~~~ Which windshield wiper blade always quits first?
That's right... the driver's side.
This happened to me one day while driving home in the middle of a blinding storm.
Unable to see, I pulled over and tried to figure out a quick fix.
I found it in a yellow cotton work glove lying on the floor.
I wedged the cloth hand under the wiper arm.
It did a great job keeping my windshield clear.
Not only that...you'd be surprised at how many people waved back.
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~~~ Tony said his golf round was lousy and he only hit two good balls all day.
I said "better than none'.
He countered that this was when he stood on the Groundsman's rake. (ouch)
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~~~ Gus: I know someone who is so dumb, he lost $20 betting on a football game.
Pete: What's so dumb about that?
Gus: Well, he lost $10 betting on the play--and the other $10 on the instant replay.
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~~~ Pete: What would you say if I told you that I had a bright idea?
Gus: Nothing...... I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
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~~~ I was on a panel for prospective jury duty.
The first lawyer questioning us began right off as an intimidating showman.
When he came to his question, "Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?"
Before the pause became too long, the judge announced, "I do."
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~~~ Man is an animal who laughs with amused condescension at the very idea of eyelash combs and then spends ten minutes trying to coax a couple of wisps of hair across a bald spot.
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~~~ Phil takes his visiting country cousin to dinner at a posh restaurant.
They walk in, are ushered to a table by a formally dressed maître d', and seated at a table set with the finest china and crystal.
The cousin takes the damask napkin from the solid silver napkin ring, unfolds it, puts it around his neck and proceeds to tie a knot in the back.
The maître d’ stares at him for a moment, then says between gritted teeth, “Sir, will you be having a shave or a haircut?”
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~~~ During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband, "Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?"
The hubby replied, "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life."
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Todays Thought; Osteopornosis:.... A degenerate disease.
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~~~ I was browsing in Wal-Mart when the man next to me struck up a conversation.
Just as he was telling me that his wife was getting carried away with her shopping, a brief power shortage caused the lights to flicker overhead."
Ah," he sighed, "that must be her checking out now."
.
~~~ The problem with sneezing these days is that my bladder thinks it needs to be involved.
.
~~~ Church Notice Bloopers:
Ms. Bobbie Mac sang..... "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
.
~~~ Which windshield wiper blade always quits first?
That's right... the driver's side.
This happened to me one day while driving home in the middle of a blinding storm.
Unable to see, I pulled over and tried to figure out a quick fix.
I found it in a yellow cotton work glove lying on the floor.
I wedged the cloth hand under the wiper arm.
It did a great job keeping my windshield clear.
Not only that...you'd be surprised at how many people waved back.
.
~~~ Tony said his golf round was lousy and he only hit two good balls all day.
I said "better than none'.
He countered that this was when he stood on the Groundsman's rake. (ouch)
.
~~~ Gus: I know someone who is so dumb, he lost $20 betting on a football game.
Pete: What's so dumb about that?
Gus: Well, he lost $10 betting on the play--and the other $10 on the instant replay.
.
~~~ Pete: What would you say if I told you that I had a bright idea?
Gus: Nothing...... I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
.
~~~ I was on a panel for prospective jury duty.
The first lawyer questioning us began right off as an intimidating showman.
When he came to his question, "Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?"
Before the pause became too long, the judge announced, "I do."
.
~~~ Man is an animal who laughs with amused condescension at the very idea of eyelash combs and then spends ten minutes trying to coax a couple of wisps of hair across a bald spot.
.
~~~ Phil takes his visiting country cousin to dinner at a posh restaurant.
They walk in, are ushered to a table by a formally dressed maître d', and seated at a table set with the finest china and crystal.
The cousin takes the damask napkin from the solid silver napkin ring, unfolds it, puts it around his neck and proceeds to tie a knot in the back.
The maître d’ stares at him for a moment, then says between gritted teeth, “Sir, will you be having a shave or a haircut?”
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~~~ During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband, "Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?"
The hubby replied, "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life."
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Todays Thought; Osteopornosis:.... A degenerate disease.
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