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Oh, No.....not this blogger again.........
Weird critter....Its an Southern Tamandua.....a ant eater......
Gate Tower Building is a 16-story office building in Fukushima-ku, Osaka, Japan.
It is notable because a highway passes through the building.
It has been nicknamed "beehive" referring to its appearance as a "bustling place".
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No...No....No....it's all wrong.........
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Pretty mushrooms......
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He's hungry, and wants breakfast.....
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He could just drive to the nearest fast food.......
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I dare ya to grab that bone.........
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My friend ENO........
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~~~ Pete: You can't be a good bowler.
Gus: Why do you say that?
Pete: Your mind is always in the gutter.
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~~~ FISHIN PHIL: I'd like a round trip ticket.
TICKET SELLER: I'm sorry--all our tickets are square.
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~~~ A man walks up to a farmer and asks;............. "if I walk across your field, is it possible to catch the 3 P.M. train?"
The farmer replies:"sure, if you run into my bull you may even catch the 2 P.M. train...
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~~~ This woman is rushed to the hospital in critical condition.
Her husband waits patiently in the waiting room.
After a few minutes, the doctor comes out and asks her assistant for a wrench, which understandably concerns the husband.
Then, after a couple more moments, the doctor re-enters the room this time asking for a screwdriver.
The man grows worried and begins to pace in circles.
Then, a little later, the doctor bursts through the doors screaming for a hammer.
At that, the husband, in a state of frenzied terror, runs up to the surgeon and asks, ''Doctor, what the heck is wrong with my wife?''
"I don't know," replies the flustered doctor........... "I can't get my damn bag open."
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~~~ A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer.
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~~~ Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land.
It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn.
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~~~ James Cagney, famed for his tough guy persona, was understandably nervous about making his first stage appearance in 1919 - as a chorus girl - complete with a red wig and tutu - in a female impersonation show called "Every Sailor"!
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~~~ Teacher: "I told you to stand at the end of the line."Pupil: "I tried, but there was someone already there."
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~~~ OVERHEARD IN A COMPUTER SHOP:Customer: "I'd like a mouse pad, please."Salesperson: "Certainly sir, we've got a large variety."
Customer: "But will they be compatible with my computer?"
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Todays Thought: Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
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