Enjoying your week end??
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This mornings sunrise....
More sunrise....taken at 5:30......
Of course the farm cats followed me....in the field....
Of course the farm cats followed me....in the field.....
Must be lookin at porno dogs....
Must be lookin at porno dogs.....
Oh, yah.....................
Oh, yah......................
I don't blame ya......they bad.......
I don't blame ya......they bad........
We could always dress up...................................... 
We could always dress up.......................................
Need a hug.....no thanks...."Witchy" takes care of my hugs....
Eno, needs no hugs........
Need a hug.....no thanks...."Witchy" takes care of my hugs.....
Eno, needs no hugs.........
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~~~ A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in order to take it.
A boy handed in his slip and explained to the teacher, “My mom says I can take the course as long as there’s no homework.’
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~~~ Gus asked, "What is this a blended coffee?"
And the waiter said, "Yesterday and today's."
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~~~ Standing in line at the clothing store's counter, I watched as the woman ahead of me handed the clerk her credit card.
The customer waited for a long time while the saleswoman went to verify the account.
When she finally returned, the clerk said, "I'm sorry, but this card is in your husband's name, and we can't accept it because the records show he is deceased."
With that, the woman turned to her spouse, who was standing next to her and asked, "Does this mean I don't have to fix lunch for you today?"
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~~~ If the shortest distance between two points is a line, why does waiting in one take so long?
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~~~ There's an old adage on how to achieve SUCESS in life, that goes something like:
"You must keep your 'eye on the ball;'
'shoulder to the wheel;'
and 'ear to the ground,' to be successful in life!
Think about the above, and just how are you going to get any work accomplished while doing ALL OF THOSE SIMULTANEOUSLY?
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~~~ Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States.
Ask any Indian.
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~~~ Two colleagues discussing their favorite recipes had to laugh when a third chimed in, proclaiming, "I do a wonderful thing with leftovers: I throw them out!"
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~~~ Before I took the old family car to college, my father loaded the trunk with soft-drink bottles filled with oil, coolant and transmission fluid.
Sure enough, my car overheated.
Scolding myself for not listening to my father's instructions, I looked at the engine and saw how well he knew me.
The oil cap was labeled Dr Pepper, the transmission stick, Coke, and the empty coolant container, Diet Pepsi.
I finished the trip safely.
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~~~There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married.
A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
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~~~ At the fitness club I belong to, I spotted a sign-up sheet posted on the bulletin board. "Attention instructors and trainers," it read.
"There will be a CPR renewal session.
Sign up if you have expired."
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~~~ Finally, the good-natured boss was compelled to call Sam into his office.
"It has not escaped my attention," he pointed out, "that every time there's a home game at the stadium, you have to take your uncle to the doctor."
"You know you're right, sir," exclaimed Sam..... "I didn't realize it.
You don't suppose he's faking, do you?"
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~~~ Attenting our church's choir for mass, I noticed that many other men there had full beards.
Knowing of my wife's aversion to facial hair, I teasingly whispered to her, "How do you think I'd look with a beard and moustache?"
She whispered back, "Lonely"
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Todays Thought: Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers..
A boy handed in his slip and explained to the teacher, “My mom says I can take the course as long as there’s no homework.’
.
~~~ Gus asked, "What is this a blended coffee?"
And the waiter said, "Yesterday and today's."
.
~~~ Standing in line at the clothing store's counter, I watched as the woman ahead of me handed the clerk her credit card.
The customer waited for a long time while the saleswoman went to verify the account.
When she finally returned, the clerk said, "I'm sorry, but this card is in your husband's name, and we can't accept it because the records show he is deceased."
With that, the woman turned to her spouse, who was standing next to her and asked, "Does this mean I don't have to fix lunch for you today?"
.
~~~ If the shortest distance between two points is a line, why does waiting in one take so long?
.
~~~ There's an old adage on how to achieve SUCESS in life, that goes something like:
"You must keep your 'eye on the ball;'
'shoulder to the wheel;'
and 'ear to the ground,' to be successful in life!
Think about the above, and just how are you going to get any work accomplished while doing ALL OF THOSE SIMULTANEOUSLY?
.
~~~ Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States.
Ask any Indian.
.
~~~ Two colleagues discussing their favorite recipes had to laugh when a third chimed in, proclaiming, "I do a wonderful thing with leftovers: I throw them out!"
.
~~~ Before I took the old family car to college, my father loaded the trunk with soft-drink bottles filled with oil, coolant and transmission fluid.
Sure enough, my car overheated.
Scolding myself for not listening to my father's instructions, I looked at the engine and saw how well he knew me.
The oil cap was labeled Dr Pepper, the transmission stick, Coke, and the empty coolant container, Diet Pepsi.
I finished the trip safely.
.
~~~There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married.
A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
.
~~~ At the fitness club I belong to, I spotted a sign-up sheet posted on the bulletin board. "Attention instructors and trainers," it read.
"There will be a CPR renewal session.
Sign up if you have expired."
.
~~~ Finally, the good-natured boss was compelled to call Sam into his office.
"It has not escaped my attention," he pointed out, "that every time there's a home game at the stadium, you have to take your uncle to the doctor."
"You know you're right, sir," exclaimed Sam..... "I didn't realize it.
You don't suppose he's faking, do you?"
.
~~~ Attenting our church's choir for mass, I noticed that many other men there had full beards.
Knowing of my wife's aversion to facial hair, I teasingly whispered to her, "How do you think I'd look with a beard and moustache?"
She whispered back, "Lonely"
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Todays Thought: Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers..
Great post today...love it.
ReplyDeleteAfter a week of hot and humid, we are starting wet and humid...yuck!
Have a good week,
Suzzie