Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning....Friends and neighbors....
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Yep....so it has.....
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Pocket monkey??

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Now this is weird.......don't ya think......

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He's cooling off............

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Panda dog??

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Mooooo.

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What can I say.....

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Buddies...............................

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Okay.........

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~~~ Taz and Carol were staring at the numbers of the floors listed above the elevator door on their cruise ship.
When asked if they needed any assistance with something, one asked how they were going to be able to reach way up there to push the button for their floor.

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~~~ Ponder these; Suzzie....
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes... There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

A baby first laughs at the age of four weeks, By that time his eyes focus well enough to see you clearly.

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~~~ One friend to another, “My husband is man of rare gifts.”
“That’s nice.”
“He hasn’t given me a present in twenty-five years of marriage.”

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~~~ I figured out why they call our language the "Mother Tongue."
Fathers never get a chance to use much of it.

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~~~ A newlywed couple, after bringing their luggage into their cabin, stormed down to the cruise ship desk.
The bride was in tears, and the groom was red faced.
When asked what the problem was, the groom started swearing at the desk clerk.
"We booked a cabin with a view for our honeymoon, and all we get to see out the window is a parking lot!"

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~~~ Three medical students were discussing what specialties they were planning to go into when they finished school.One said, "I want to be a brain surgeon.
That's the frontier, the cutting edge of medicine, where so many discoveries are being made."
The second said, "I want to be a heart surgeon.
There are so many people who need that kind of help; look at all the good I could do."
The third said he wanted to be a dermatologist.
When the others had finished laughing, they asked him why on earth he wanted to be a skin doctor.
"Listen," he replied.... "Your patients never die, they never get well, and they never get you up at night."

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~~~ I'm forever asking my family to repeat what they say.
Convinced that I had a hearing problem, I grudgingly went to a specialist to be tested.
After running all the tests, the doctor said, "Your hearing is exceptional.
Your problem is that you live with a wife and three teenagers who all mumble."

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~~~ Overheard: "I wouldn't call him a liar.
Let's just, say he lives on the wrong side of the facts."

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~~~ A talking horse shows up at Dodger Stadium and persuades the manager to let him try out for the team.
In his first at bat, the horse rips the ball deep into right field—then just stands there.
"Run! Run!" the manager screams.
"Run?" says the horse.
"If I could run, I’d be in the Kentucky Derby."

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~~~ A five-year-old boy got lost in a shopping mall.
Remembering what his mother had told him to do in these circumstances, he went up to a policeman and said, "Officer, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me?"

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~~~ My12-year-old daughter was looking through an old magazine and came across a photograph of a young woman who was described as being 35-26-36.
"What are we supposed to do?" she asked me, "Guess her age?"

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~~~ I realized the impact of computers on my young grandson one evening when there was a dramatic sunset.
Pointing to the western sky, Wyatt said......."I wish we could click and save....

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Todays Thought: Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
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