Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning...Every one.....Storms again, all week.......
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This guy is cool......reminds me of that guy on the "African Queen"...
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Cute guy.....keeping cool..

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This baby is not cute..... weird maybe....

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Cute baby......and will work for food......

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Now this is a odd looking critter.....

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packing them cheeks full......

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I have no clue about this picture.....but it's weird lookin.....

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Yea, Eno....don't you know anything......

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~~~ Inflation marches on, making it possible for people in all walks of life to live in more expensive neighborhoods without even moving.

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~~~ Gus sez;, "Persons losing coins in an easy chair aren't apt to have many dollars in the bank."

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~~~ My three-year-old daughter emerged from the bathroom smiling.
"I brushed my teeth," she said, "and then I brushed Sadie's."
Sadie was our cocker spaniel.
Horrified, I tried to explain to Betty that it wasn't a good idea for her to brush Sadie's teeth, and that we'd have to go into town and buy her a new toothbrush.
A few days later, as we were both brushing our teeth, Betty asked, "Mommy, why did I have to get a new toothbrush?"
"Remember," I said patiently, "you used your toothbrush to brush Sadie's teeth, so we went and got you a brand-new one."
Betty thought about this before replying: "But Mommy, I didn't use my toothbrush on Sadie's teeth.........
I used yours."

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~~~ "Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries."

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~~~ A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner, after which they had a few more drinks and went happily to bed.

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~~~ At about 2:00 in the morning, the phone rang.
"Is this the vet?" asked an elderly lady's voice.
"Yes, it is", replied the vet, "Is this an emergency?"
"Well, sort of", said the elderly lady, "there's a whole bunch of cats on the roof outside making a terrible noise mating and I can't get to sleep.
What can I do about it?"
There was a sharp intake of breath from the vet, who then patiently replied, "Open the window and tell them they're wanted on the phone"
"Really?" said the elderly lady, "Will that will that stop them?"
"Should do," said the vet, "IT STOPPED ME!"

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~~~ In 1957, George Hamilton arrived in Hollywood with about $90 in his pocket.
In order to get to his auditions, he borrowed a damaged Rolls-Royce from a friend - a car which he bought and repaired as soon as he had earned enough money.
Years later, he recalled that old Rolls with some fondness.
Indeed, there were times, he once declared, when the car got more film work than he did!

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~~~ Golf is a game kings and presidents play when they get tired of running countries.

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~~~ After the service a young couple talked to a church member about joining the church.
He hadn't met the husband before, and he asked what church he was transferring from.
After a short hesitation, he replied,..... "I am transferring from the Municipal Golf Course."

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~~~ My husband was going on a diet, but when we pulled into a fast- food restaurant, he ordered a milkshake.
I pointed out that a shake isn't exactly the best snack for someone who wants to lose weight.
He agreed but didn't change his order.
The long line must have given him time to make the connection between his order and his waistline.
As the woman handed him his shake, she said, "Sorry about the wait."
"That's okay," he replied self-consciously.
"I'm going to lose it."

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~~~ A pastor said to a precocious six year old boy: "So your mother says your prayers for you each night.
Very commendable.
What does she say?".....
The little boy replied," Thank God he's in bed!"

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~~~ "The dog that fetches will also carry."
(Translation: If someone reveals another's secrets to you, the same person will reveal your secrets to the world.) -- Latin proverb
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Todays Thought: Save the turtles - don't wax your car......
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