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This mornings sunrise......We'll have showers all weekend........
Time for breakfast........
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He's laffen ay the next picture....
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Now, what can I say?? I think I'll not say anything.......
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I thought this picture was funny, thats why I posted it.......
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Another funny one..... ( I don't belong to ether party... Mines the "Best" party...
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I like the regular peacocks better...more colorful......
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I'll just wait here for the bus....... (cool huh...)
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~~~ Because Google is so popular, it's conceited.
Have you tried missspelling something lately?
See the tone it takes?
"um, did you mean".....?
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~~~ A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing......
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~~~ GAME WARDEN: Have you ever hunted bear?
Pete M.: No, but I've gone fishing in my shorts.
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~~~ Parents of the Grade 9 students in our school district participate in "Take Your Kids to Work Day" each fall, and my daughter, Lara, was looking forward to the experience.
On the day, she joined me at my job as an air traffic controller at the Moncton Area Control Centre.
As we unplugged our headsets after a particularly busy session, I asked her what she thought.
"I thought you said you talked to airplanes," she said.
"What do you think I was doing for the last hour and a half?" I asked.
"You weren't talking to them," Lara said, "you were just telling them what to do!"
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~~~ Our power went out during a severe windstorm and the smoke alarm started to beep.
The noise was so annoying I just couldn't stand it.
Home alone, I climbed up on a chair and using a kitchen knife, I took the alarm apart.
Very pleased with myself, I was puzzled to hear the annoying beeping again.
When my husband came home, I explained this strange situation.
He looked at the wall, then back to me and said, "Well, I don't know about the smoke alarm, but you've managed to take the doorbell apart."
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~~~ The geography teacher was lecturing on map reading.
He spent the class explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees, and minutes.
Toward the end of class, the teacher asked his students, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, four minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude..."
A student's voice broke the confused silence, and volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone, sir."
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~~~ The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.
"Is the word spelled p-u-t or p-u-t-t?" she asked the instructor.
"P-u-t means to place a thing where you want it.
P-u-t-t means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."
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~~~ Although she had laryngitis, Ruby protested loudly against the doctor's bill.
"You charged $50.00," she complained, "and all you did was paint my throat!"
"What did you expect?" the doctor replied. "Wallpaper?"
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~~~ Cooks are gentle, or so it seems, but they beat the eggs and whip the cream, pound the butter, punch the dough and toss the salad till it lays just so.
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Todays Thought; Memory is what makes you wonder what you've forgotten.
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