hope you get a great one....
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This would be great if you could do it....ha-ha.....
I think he wants to try it out.........
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He just wants to climb out on a limb.......
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I guess their going out on for a "Date"...... groan.....
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Yeah,...we gots lots trash here............
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This Falcon's going to have a long lunch.....................................
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Wrestling birds ?...
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He's beating his own drum.........
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Wham........
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~~~ Gus: Doctor, doctor, I'm getting more and more forgetful lately.
DOCTOR: When did you first notice this problem?
Gus: What problem?
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~~~ Bubba's red neck grill in R-ville is one business that knows how to handle dissatisfied customers.
On the wall was an open bear trap and this sign: "To Register Complaint, Push Button in center......
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~~~ Our house is on the route of a triathlon.
Every year my parents invite friends over to sit on our deck and cheer the athletes.
Last year one older runner impressed my father.
The man ran by and Dad called out, "I admire your courage!"
Glancing at Dad sitting comfortably on the porch, the man shouted back, "I admire your wisdom!"
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~~~ I was buying a small box of chocolates to take to my mother, and I was perplexed to see that two boxes seemed identical but that there was a three-dollar difference in price.
I asked the clerk why.
"You know," she said, "how sometimes you bite into a chocolate and don't like the inside?"
"Sure" I replied."
Well," she said, "This more expensive box doesn't have any of those.
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~~~ WIFE: "Honey, when I get old and ugly, will you still talk to me?"
HUSBAND: "Don't I?"
Then the fight started......
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~~~ Tommy wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his mother for days.
Finaly he asked his father to take him.
"How was it"? Mother asked when they returned home?"
Great.. said Tommy", I really liked the part where one of the horses came home 30 to 1"
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~~~ A kangaroo had been escaping from his enclosure.
The zoo kept erecting higher fences, but the animal kept getting out.
A camel asked the kangaroo how high up the keepers might build.
"Maybe seventy feet," the kangaroo said, "unless somebody starts locking the gate."
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~~~ When her grandfather's hearing aid emitted a few beeps, his little granddaughter was sitting nearby.
"Grandpa," she said, "you've got mail."
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Todays Thought; If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
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