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The newest great grand daughter...........she's a cutie....
Who needs a trailer?.....
He's tired of crashing the cars............
He's tired of crashing the cars.............
Here's the photo everyones upset about........
Here's the photo everyones upset about.........
Me....I like this one better..........
Me....I like this one better...........
A see through fish.....??
A see through fish.....??.
Who needs a truck....??
Eno.........
~~~ I was on a date with a really fat chick.
latter at her mom's place she started getting romantic.
she sensed that I wasnt too into it.
so she asked me what she could do to get me more involved.
I told her that I just wasnt feeling it.
she said "would it help if I put a bag on my head?"
I said it might,..... paper or plastic.....
I'm still in recovory but the doctors expect I may be able to walk again someday ....
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~~~ Please excuse my pet cricket ........He suffers from restless leg syndrome...
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~~~ If people weren't meant to have midnight snack, why do they put a light in refrigerators?
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~~~ Do not mind criticism.
If it is untrue disregard it.
If it is unfair, don't become irritated.
If it is ignorant, just smile.
If it is justified, learn from it.
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~~~ The church wanted to help their congregation cope better with the stresses of modern life, and decided to offer a course in Time Management.Soon after the course was announced, a member telephoned the Pastor.
"What time does the course start, Pastor?
"The Pastor replied, "Oh... six-ish, seven-ish...."
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~~~ Gus: Why are you putting two quarters under your pillow?
Pete: Those are my sleeping quarters.
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~~~ SHERIFF: There's a man in the circus who jumps on a horse's back, slips underneath, catches hold of his tail, and finishes on the horse's neck.
TENDERFOOT: That's nothing.....
I did all those things the first time I rode a horse.
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~~~ A medical journal submits the following advice for the benefit of a Lady who wishes to cure her husband of the habit of snoring: "Raise yourself softly on your elbow and gentle but firmly bite his nose" (Might be effective.)
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~~~ True greatness lies not in never stealing, but in getting away with it.
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Todays Thought; Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
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Who needs a truck....??.
Eno..........
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~~~ What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?
We wouldn't have to pay her as much.
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~~~ Did you hear about the idiot terrorist who tried to blow up a school bus?
He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
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We wouldn't have to pay her as much.
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~~~ Did you hear about the idiot terrorist who tried to blow up a school bus?
He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
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~~~ I was on a date with a really fat chick.
latter at her mom's place she started getting romantic.
she sensed that I wasnt too into it.
so she asked me what she could do to get me more involved.
I told her that I just wasnt feeling it.
she said "would it help if I put a bag on my head?"
I said it might,..... paper or plastic.....
I'm still in recovory but the doctors expect I may be able to walk again someday ....
.
~~~ Please excuse my pet cricket ........He suffers from restless leg syndrome...
.
~~~ If people weren't meant to have midnight snack, why do they put a light in refrigerators?
.
~~~ Do not mind criticism.
If it is untrue disregard it.
If it is unfair, don't become irritated.
If it is ignorant, just smile.
If it is justified, learn from it.
.
~~~ The church wanted to help their congregation cope better with the stresses of modern life, and decided to offer a course in Time Management.Soon after the course was announced, a member telephoned the Pastor.
"What time does the course start, Pastor?
"The Pastor replied, "Oh... six-ish, seven-ish...."
.
~~~ Gus: Why are you putting two quarters under your pillow?
Pete: Those are my sleeping quarters.
.
~~~ SHERIFF: There's a man in the circus who jumps on a horse's back, slips underneath, catches hold of his tail, and finishes on the horse's neck.
TENDERFOOT: That's nothing.....
I did all those things the first time I rode a horse.
.
~~~ A medical journal submits the following advice for the benefit of a Lady who wishes to cure her husband of the habit of snoring: "Raise yourself softly on your elbow and gentle but firmly bite his nose" (Might be effective.)
.
~~~ True greatness lies not in never stealing, but in getting away with it.
.
Todays Thought; Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
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Gus I thought I was losing it untill I looked at the dates your blog is skipping back to April!! LOL
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