Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning......Friends....No matter were you are.....
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One Mad bird................
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Wonder, why it won't start?..........Dummy!
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I don't know..........

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Polpr bears don't like bunnys do they??

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A small cutie..................................

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Sample??.........must have one flake.........

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Having her milk.............

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Oh....my............

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He's a handsome looking critter........having a snack......

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~~~ I'm a little worried about this year's income tax.. I think I made it out wrong..... I've got forty-two cents left..

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~~~ Bobbie: I've seen your face somewhere before...

Gus: How odd...

Bobbie: Yes, it certainly is..

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~~~ The woman received a sinister note saying, "Give us $50,000 or you will never see your husband again."..

"I don't have the money," the woman replied, "but your proposition interests me."..

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~~~ "You and your suicide attempts! Just look at this gas bill!"...

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~~~ Read in the will of a miserly millionaire: "...And to my dear nephew Gus, whom I promised to remember in my will, "Hi. there, Gus"..

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~~~ TENDERFOOT: How do you lead a wild stallion?..

COWBOY: It's simple. First you get a rope... Then you tie it to the wild stallion..

TENDERFOOT: And then?..

COWBOY: And then you find out where the wild stallion wants to go...

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~~~ Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when one said to the other: "If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer me honestly?"..

"Yeah, sure thing," replied his friend, "fire away."..

"Well,” said the first guy, "why do you think all the guys around here find my wife so attractive?"..

"It's probably because of her speech impediment," replied the second guy...

"What do you mean her speech impediment?" inquired the first fellow:...

"My wife doesn’t have a speech impediment!”..

"Well," replied his friend, "you must be the only guy who hasn’t noticed that she can’t say 'NO'!"..

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~~~ Recruits got a shock when their Air Force basic-training instructor turned out to be an attractive female sergeant...

Her assistant, however, was a burly, hawk-nosed veteran whose glare could freeze water...

At the end of training, the attractive instructor congratulated the recruits and said that if there was anything she could do for us, just ask...

From the back, a voice called out, "How about a kiss from the sergeant?"..

"Sure," she replied, raising her hand to quell the laughter...

"But I'll let my assistant take care of it!"..

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~~~ "Does anyone on board know how to pray?".."I do."..

"Good - you pray... The rest of us will put on life vests... We're one short."..

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~~~ Anxious about some medical tests I was to have the next morning, I repeatedly told my fears to my daughter, Ree..

"Don't worry," Ree finally said..."They'll give you a sedative through an IV in your arm.".."

That's what they do to dogs when they want to kill them!" I exclaimed...

"Then don't bark!" Ree snapped...

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~~~ I don't play golf... Personally, I think there's something psychologically wrong with any game in which the person who gets to hit the ball the most is the loser...

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Todays thought: You can't take it with you...

You never see a U-Haul following a hearse...

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