Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning....Peoples of the world......
We are having shorts weather today.......
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Bobbie sent this pic of a Florida sunset........nice...
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Someone is looking for a meal........
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This guy wants to know if someone will open his bottle.....

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This baby is cute.....no??

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I bet #21 is the center.......now how would I know that??

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I'm glad I'm not behind him or her..........Jr.....not in the nest!

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Sleep line...........

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The dentest has stripes.................................

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~~~ Since the stock market downturn, investment advisers sleep like babies; they wake up every two hours and bawl.

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~~~ "Has the depression affected your business as a door-to-door salesman?"

"I'll say it has. I now find twice as many husbands home as I used to."

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~~~ I went for a night watchman job, and they asked:"What are your qualifications for the job of night watchman?"

"The slightest noise wakes me up."

I didn't get the job...??

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~~~ "My great-grandfather fought with General Lee; my grandfather fought with the British, and my father fought with the Americans."
"Your family can't get along with anybody, can they?"

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~~~ When a teenage girl smiles at a boy, he tries to decide what makes him so sexy.
When a young lady smiles at a man in his fifties, he turns around to see who's the handsome dude behind him.
But when a female of any age smiles at a man of 80, he looks down to see if he's unzipped.

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~~~ The insurance man was explaining the benefits of his policy over those of his competitors. "If you fall from the eighty-fifth story of the Empire State Building, just for argument's sake, and if you hit the ground, we pay you double indemnity.

We pay you $15 a week for as long as you live.

And payments start from the time you leave the window so that you're making money on the way down."

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~~~ Two Irishmen were digging a sewer.

One was six feet five, the other four feet three.

The little one was doing more work than the big one.

One day the foreman stopped by and tried to shame the taller one into greater effort.

"For shame now," he said, pointing to the smaller man.

"He's doing twice the work you are."

"And why not?" asked the six-footer.... "Ain't he closer to it!"

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Todays thought; The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut.

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