Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning friends....Little late this morning...Doctors Day yesterday.

so running catch up today....

Of course the guy from Waynesburgs gotta rag me...Good morning "Pete"

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These Kestrels are some pretty birds.........

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Some one made him mad..........
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Food art..........................................

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That said........................

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Now see what you did, Pete..?... I always said you weren't right......

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Bad spelling......must be then Waynesburg boys..........

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Well you spent hours digging it out....Were are you going?

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~~~ "Doc, I bought a six-acre farm," Mr. Martin told his analyst.

"It's beautiful. Absolutely the last word.

I have an acre of peach trees, then an empty acre.

An acre of cherry trees, then an empty acre.

And an acre of plum trees then an empty acre."
"What's the idea of the empty acres?"

"I gotta have some place to throw the pits."

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~~~ "I haven't seen my husband for eleven years," the wife said.

"Be patient," advised the lawyer.

"Maybe he's taken up golf."

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~~~ Gus.."Lady Godiva was the first lady jockey.

"Pete.."Did she win"Gus..

"No. But she certainly showed."

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~~~ A longtime committee member gave some advice to a newcomer:

"Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped as a beginner.

Do not speak until the meeting is half over, this stamps you as being wise.

Finally, be as vague as possible this avoids irritating the others."

( Damn...sounds like congress.)

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~~~ It was the age-old battle of the sexes, but this time on a so- called intellectual level.

"Do men go to heaven?" asked the lady professor.

"Why yes," replied the visiting lecturer.
"I never saw a picture of an angel with a beard."

"True," agreed the speaker.

"They all get there by a close shave."

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~~~ Men forget everything. women remember everything.

That's why men need instant replays in sports.

They've already forgotten what happened.

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~~~ The coach says to him, "Tex, grab that ball and run down the field with it."
So he grabbed it and ran ninety yards with nary a one of 'em layin' a hand on him.

When he ran back the coach says, "Okay, now take off your spurs and let me see you do it."

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~~~ She did a terrific rhumba.

Learned it on the farm when she was a little girl.

Drove a tractor with a loose seat.

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~~~ What is a debtor, Pete?"

Gus, "A man who owes money."
"And what is a creditor?"

"The man who thinks he is going to get it."

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Todays thought: In ye olden days folks used to wine and dine, now they dine and whine.

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