Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Good Morning Everyone....And Happy ST. PATRICKS day .........
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Waiting for them to say: Bud Wise er..........
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Weird...weird I say.........
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Ouch! You know that hurt.......
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Oh, Oh...You saved the vase.......but thats not good......
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Too much Green Beer.......................................
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Got more nerve than me..........
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Look alikes...................
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~~~ It is unfortunate we can't buy many business executives for what they are worth and sell them for what they think they are worth.
- Malcolm Forbes
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~~~ Sign on a high-school bulletin board:
"Free every Monday through Friday, knowledge.
Bring your own containers."
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~~~ I was just reading the back of my bank statement and saw the following change from a few months ago......
"When balancing your checkbook, don't really give too much thought to the numbers.
Numbers are overrated anyway and quite frankly, we find them a bit facist.
Anyway, when you do appear to be overdrawn, just do like we're doing and ask for a bailout. We'll consider the request, and we might not even charge you our obscenely ridiculous overdraft fees as we bilk the government for billions because we can't manage our business any better than you can manage your checkbook.
Only differnce is, we'll get our money and you'll get our fees!
Have a nice day!......
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~~~ Have you ever noticed that some folks' hobbies demand more hard work than they would be willing to do for a living?
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~~~ This very pregnant woman made her way to the nurses' main desk in our hospital's labour-and-delivery ward.
Her mind understandably elsewhere, she explained, "I'm here to be seduced."
Nurse just smiled at her and replied, "I think you already have been."
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~~~ Flummoxed by his true-false final exam, a student decides to toss a coin up in the air. Heads means true; tails, false.
Thirty minutes later, he's done, well before the rest of the class.
But then the student starts flipping the coin again.
And soon he's swearing and sweating over each question.
"What's wrong?" asks the concerned teacher.
"I'm rechecking my answers," says says the student.
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~~~ With traffic the way it is today, we should get a medal for parking instead of a ticket
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Todays thought: Liquidity: When you look at your investments and wet your pants.
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2 comments:

  1. Its Wednesday moring, and its past 5AM.....Where is todays post..?

    Pete

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  2. Happy St Patrick's day Gus Sorry I'm late Rae xx

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