Thursday, January 22, 2009

Good Morning...everyone....A nice 16ºf degrees this morning.....
The cool weather goes all the way down to my friends in FLA.
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What do you think of this kitten?? "Alison?" I like them better with hair.....
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This guy is ready for the Super Bowl.....All he needs are the wings......
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Kitty is hiding.......waiting for a Chance for them wings.......

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These guys like fresh fish....

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Here's were you can get fish sandwiches......cheap......
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But I don't know about the ice cream...............
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~~~ A preacher was having a heart-to-heart talk with a backslider of his flock whose drinking of moonshine invariably led to quarreling with his neighbors, and occasional shotgun blasts at some of them.
"Can't you see, Ben," intoned the parson, "that not one good thing comes out of this drinking?"
"Well, I sort of disagree there," replied the backslider.
"It makes me miss the folks I shoot at."
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~~~ I went to the ATM this morning and it said "insufficient funds".
I'm wondering, is it them or me?
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~~~ Recently during a marriage seminar, I challenged the couples to work hard to stop silly arguments.
I told them that I would give each of them a small wooden cross as they left the event.
I instructed them to place the cross in the room that they argue the most in.
During their argument they might see the cross and it will remind them of the seminar, thus making the arguments end."
As I stood by the back door saying goodbye and passing out crosses, a woman asked, "What were the instructions again?"
I repeated that the cross needs to go in the room they argue the most in.
She looked at her husband and then back at me and said, "Then I better take six."
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~~~ A friend of mine a retired Dean at Georgetown University, once told me about an accident he witnessed through the picture window of his home.
He happened to be looking at the crossroads outside his home when two vehicles bumped noses. He observed that one driver was in the right, the other wrong.
Of course he offered his eyewitness report to the investigating officer.
Sometime later a lawyer contacted him on behalf of one of the drivers.
After several minutes of consultation, he was informed that his testimony would not be of value to the case.
The reason: he viewed the event through a window!
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~~~ A regular at Bubba's Bar and tackle came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful.
"Whoa, Gus!" said the bartender.
"Who gave those beauties to you?"
"Nobody gave them to me," said Gus.
"I had to fight like crazy for both of them."
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~~~ Todays thought: There is a guaranteed way to get what you want:
want less.

1 comment:

  1. Awwwwwwww that bald kitty is really quite sweet. What breed any idea?
    Rae xx

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