Down Hummingbird Lane

Good cold morning.....everyone.. Everyone keeping warm??

Down to zero this morning.......
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An't I cute??
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This cat doesn't think so.............

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Your breath smells like dog food.......

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This one likes to ride........

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Noe this is a biggie..........

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This guy is a small one.......

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~~~ Pete on what he hears when he steps on his audio scale:

"Come back when you're not in your car."

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~~~ Gus recently completed writing a book about finances titled "The Short Story of Money."

The book contains only seven words: "Here it is and there it goes."

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~~~ The teen-aged beauty was telling a friend that she was really worried about her mother.

It seems she's always fatigued from staying up all night long.
Her friend asked, "What's she doing staying up all night?

At her age, that's not good at all."
The girl replied, "Waiting for me to come home."

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~~~ Make sure your footprints don't leave the mark of a heel.

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~~~ A computer will do what you tell it to do, but, that may be much different from what you had in mind.

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~~~ All across the country, unemployment offices are swamped with people waiting to file for unemployment insurance.

It’s gotten so bad, the offices are overwhelmed and they can’t even function.

I have an idea:

Why don’t you hire more people?

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~~~ I was having lunch with my daughter Rachel, who's three, at our local mall and was feeling particularly macho for a 46-year-old.

All morning, women had been smiling at me and giving me the eye.
Getting up to leave the table, I ran my fingers through my hair—and discovered two yellow-ducky barrettes that had been lovingly placed there hours before.

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~~~ Did you know that there are no Jehovah’s Witnesses in Hungary?

They have Buddha Pests instead!!

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~~~ My brother - in -law explains to the guys at the bar. "Do you know why I left her?

She started to use four-letter words like: Find work!"

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A thought: Today is a day for making firm decisions!!!
Or is it?