Down Hummingbird Lane

Well now......Good morning....every one.....
It's a chilly 40º f degrees and rthe wind is blowing very hard....
Makes you wanna be huddled up with your honey in a warm place...

These two seem to be doing Okay......

He's saying "Whooooo"

And he's saying .. Ohhhh Nooooo! my head hurts.....never again..

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Transferred to New Orleans...

This happened on a flight getting ready to depart for New Orleans.

Jack was sitting on the plane when a guy took the seat beside him.

The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear.

"What's the matter?" Jack asked.

"I've been transferred to New Orleans, there's crazy people there.

They've got lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor public schools, and the highest crime rate."

Jack replied, "I've lived in New Orleans all my life.

It's not as bad as the media says.

Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, enroll your kids in a nice private school.

It's as safe a place as anywhere in the world."

The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said, "Oh, thank you.

I've been worried to death.

But if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it.

What do you do for a living?"

"Me?" said Jack. "I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck."

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A few days after a truck containing thousands of dollars worth of expensive fragrances was stolen from a wholesale perfume distributor, the company president called the police to ask if they'd caught the crooks yet.

"No," said the officer, "but we are on the scent!"

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The judge had not yet put in an appearance in the Greene county traffic court.

When the bailiff entered the courtroom, he sensed the nervousness of the traffic offenders awaiting their ordeal.

"Good morning, ladies and gentlemen," he said. "Welcome to 'What's My Fine?' "

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Another trouble with government is that it seems to think that the individual owes it a living.

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A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.
My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.

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