Saw some good Halloween costumes...Kids looked great...........
I thought I heard sometimg last night.......................................
Get back here before you get in trouble.....................................
I'ze workin out.... Gotta keep in shape.......................................
♠ SIGN IN THE GROCERY STORE: Spring Water......... 0% Trans Fat.
♠ There's no big secret about being a success..............................
Did you ever know any successful individual who didn't tell you about it?
♠If your baby is "Beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time,".........................
you're the grandma. ................................................................
♠ A husband took his young daughter to the grocery store with him.
In addition to the healthful items on the carefully prepared shopping list, they returned with a box of sugar-laden cookies..
The man noticed the glare of his wife and said, "This box of cookies has one-third fewer calories than usual."
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"Why is that?" the mother asked..
"Why is that?" the mother asked..
"We ate a third of the cookies on the way home," he replied.
♠ "There's one thing that's really great about waking up early, and it's not jogging or greeting the day......
it's just that that's when they make doughnuts.
♠ An inquisitive little girl in kindergarten leaned over and admired my watch.
Since it had no numbers on its face, she asked how I knew what time it was.
Trying not to disturb the rest of the class, I whispered, "I just know."
She asked, "Why do you need a watch, then?"
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