Saw some good Halloween costumes...Kids looked great...........
I thought I heard sometimg last night.......................................
Get back here before you get in trouble.....................................
I'ze workin out.... Gotta keep in shape.......................................
Watch it now..... before you get sent to the corner...................
And they think cats are the ones that steal food...................
Ha,..Ha..This is some good stuff.................................................♠ SIGN IN THE GROCERY STORE: Spring Water......... 0% Trans Fat.
♠ There's no big secret about being a success..............................
Did you ever know any successful individual who didn't tell you about it?
♠If your baby is "Beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time,".........................
you're the grandma. ................................................................
♠ A husband took his young daughter to the grocery store with him.
In addition to the healthful items on the carefully prepared shopping list, they returned with a box of sugar-laden cookies..
The man noticed the glare of his wife and said, "This box of cookies has one-third fewer calories than usual."
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"Why is that?" the mother asked..
"Why is that?" the mother asked..
"We ate a third of the cookies on the way home," he replied.
♠ "There's one thing that's really great about waking up early, and it's not jogging or greeting the day......
it's just that that's when they make doughnuts.
♠ An inquisitive little girl in kindergarten leaned over and admired my watch.
Since it had no numbers on its face, she asked how I knew what time it was.
Trying not to disturb the rest of the class, I whispered, "I just know."
She asked, "Why do you need a watch, then?"
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