It's gonna be a great one........
Damn pesky fly.....Keep on..I'll get my friends the frog to get you.
Oh ! Close the door............................................
Your dancing around at a time like this ??
There's no beating around the bush, I just hanging around
Wait for that fly.................................
Us 'ins is too.......Let that fly come closer...........
I got my eyes on them squirrels...Their up to no good !
Hey...watch it! Somebody's watching us................
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We took the family to one of those restaurants where the walls are plastered with movie memorabilia.
I went off to see the hostess about reserving a table.
When I returned, I found my 10- year-old granddaughter staring at a poster of Superman standing in a phone booth.
She looked puzzled.
"She doesn't know who Superman is?" I asked mywife.
"Worse," she replied. "She doesn't know what a phone booth is."
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Out bicycling one day with my nine-year-old granddaughter, Amanda, I got a little wistful.
"In ten years," I said, "you'll want to be with your friends and you won't go walking, biking, and swimming with me like you do now."
Amanda shrugged.
"In ten years you'll be too old to do all those things anyway."
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A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But officer," the man said, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet!!!" snapped the officer. "...or I'm going to let you cool off in jail until the chief gets back."
"But officer, I just wanted to say...."
"And I said KEEP QUIET!
You're going to jail!"
A few hours later, the officer checked up on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding.
He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," said the man in the cell,"I'm the groom!"
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"It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors."
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A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter are worth it.
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You have some great pictures...enjoy your retirement!
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