Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, friends..."Witchy" starts her walkabout this
Morning....Have a safe trip. Looking forward to a meeting...







And to think we had a bad job......Please don't fart !........

I'm outta here....just in case he does fart.......

I got my eyes on the problem.........

Now....talk about a foggy morning....
I don't wanna hang around here................

Just checking......I don't smell nottin.........................

Me and my friend hanging out............

I'm taking no chances.......I'm going Bye, bye.............

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"Bittersweet October...The mellow, messy, leaf-kicking, perfect pause between the opposing miseries of summer and winter."

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It began as an innocent game with my toddler son, Robert.

I'd get in the fighter's stance and start shadowboxing.

Jabbing with both fists, I'd say, "One-two, one-two," and he would imitate me over and over.

I never thought about the consequences of this little exercise until my wife took our son to a birthday party.

When the boy's mother was handing out noisemakers she leaned over to Robert and asked, "Would you like one too?"

It took my wife a while to explain her way out of what happened next.

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My friend Cindy was walking up Third Avenue in Manhattan thinking about her impending wedding.

Strung across the street in midtown was a large protest banner.

When she arrived home, she said to her fiancé, “There is a giant sign across Third Avenue that says, ‘Free China,’ but they don’t tell you where to get it."

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Early one Saturday morning, the flashing lights of a police car appeared in my rearview mirror.

After checking my license and registration, the officer asked, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" "No, I responded.

"One of your taillights is out." he said. "I'm going to have to issue a warning.

"Whew," I said, without thinking. "I thought it was because my inspection had expired."

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