Oh..Oh...a little jealousy...showing up.....
I'ze can curl up anywere.....
I'ze a frog.....
I'ze sad.......Were's Mom?.........
We've been watchin and we haven't seen her.....
She was teaching four little kids how to play Go Fish, and the luck of the draw just wasn't with little Jimmy.
After losing the third game in a row the red-faced boy protested, "I don't like this game, it's not fair!"
She tried to explain that he should learn how to be a good loser.
He retorted, "You're the teacher, when are you going to teach me to win!"
Another Criterion for Teacher Certification:
Police in Fort Myers, Fla., were called to Royal Palm Exceptional School in April and wound up arresting an 8-year-old boy named Deshawn for punching his female teacher in the face, leaving several bruises.
Said Deshawn's grandmother, Dorothy Williams, when interviewed by WBBH-TV, "He gets very upset, and he loves to hit," but "If he was overpowering her that much, I feel like she shouldn't be in that line of work."
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.
As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.
"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too" Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again."
NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE, BE HAPPY
17 trees are saved by every ton of existing paper that is recycled.
That means if we pulped every Harry Potter book we wouldn’t be able to see the sky for foliage..
Research shows most men sleep on the right side of the bed.
Even when they're asleep they have to be right.
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