Down Hummingbird Lane

Good morning, every one !............................................................
Sorry I'm late, Thanks Too Yahoo dial up..................................






Yeah......he's giving the raspberry to Yahoo...............................

I'm just hanging around................................................................







I'm speeding on by.........................................................................







Speeding on by will get you arrested.............................................

Hey...coach...He's been spinning his wheels , now we got holes.

Don't worry....we'll fix it.................................................................

It was an unusually hectic evening at the emergency clinic.

The doctor on duty was simultaneously bombarded with questions, given forms to sign, and even asked for his dinner order.

The Nurse was in the next room, cleaning up a newly sutured wound, when she realized he hadn't given instructions for a bandage.

she poked by head out the door and asked, "What kind of dressing do you want on that?"

"Ranch," he replied.

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Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?

A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"

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Because the grass around our house was in poor condition, I had ordered several yards of soil, and was loading and dumping each wheelbarrow full of black earth at various spots about the lawn.

Our neighbor's son arrived home and noticed the many mounds of soil on our property.

"Boy," he announced to us, "have you got a gopher problem!"

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My daughter had absentmindedly left her sneakers on our kitchen table.

"That's disgusting," my husband grumbled. "Doesn't she realize we eat off that table?"

Then he went out back to work on the car.

I cleaned the table and left to do my grocery shopping.

When I came home I couldn't set my bags down anywhere.

Sitting in the middle of the kitchen table was a car muffler.

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"There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune:

go there with a large one."

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When Martians land on Earth, how will they tell which are the people and which are the pets?