The bar-b-que Chicken was very good.......................................
Alright ! what's going on here......................................
It's only me playing.........did I scare you ?........................
I'm getting out of here........................................
Easy on gas?.........A fellow could get killed on rt. 29.....
You gotta watch out for them sudden stops..............
I got nottin to say !.........................................................
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The Unibomber, Ted Kaczynski, wrote a letter from jail saying he’s angry that his cabin is now on display in a museum.
Well, they think that’s what the letter says . . . everyone’s afraid to open it.
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Trying to do my share to help the environment, I set up a trash basket at my church and posted above it this suggestion: "Empty water bottles here."
I should have been a little more specific, because when I went to check it later, I didn't find any bottles in it.
But it was full of water.
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Backpacking: An extended form of hiking in which people carry double the amount of gear they need for half the distance they planned to go in twice the time it should take.
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While walking through a New York airport, my dentist ran into a group of folks from his hometown.
Among them was one of his patients.
When he said hello, she gave him a curious look, saying he looked familiar but she could not quite place him.
"Lean back and look up at me," he suggested.
She did. "Oh! Dr. Harbison!"
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Rod and his pregnant wife took their six-year-old daughter Rianna with them for his wife's prenatal visit.
Later, while leaving the doctor's office, Rod told Rianna, "Everything is fine and you'll be having a baby brother in a few months."
Not wanting to wait for her new sibling, Rianna asked, "Daddy, if you pay for the baby now, can we take him home today?"
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Marriage is a fever in reverse: It starts with heat and ends with cold.
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