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Yah, I see.....................................................
We hear your sob story......................................................
The croc is on a diet.....................(not me!)...
Gather round kids....gater's up there.................................
ooop's....................................
Come on....let's get outta here.......................................
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The Chinese government says that's not smog you see on your TV when you watch the Olympics.
They say your TV screen needs dusting.
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My wife and children had gone for a few days while I was renovating our living room.
After a hard day's work, my brother- in-law, who was helping me, and I scrounged up a few leftovers and migrated to the television to watch a Spiderman movie.
We were relaxing in front of the TV while eating our supper when Larry turned to me and said,.....
"I guess this is what they mean by male bonding."
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"I came in to make an appointment with the dentist," said a nervous man to the receptionist.
"I'm sorry sir," she replied. "He's out right now, but..."
"Thank you," interrupted the nervous man.
"When will he be out again?"
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Why are men allowed to go topless in public even when some of them have bigger breasts than women?
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There are two sides to all arguments, and they are usually married to one another...
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All eyes are on the radiant bride as her father escorts her down the aisle.
They reach the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kisses her father and both are teary eyed.
Before she turns toward the priest, she places something in her father's hand.
The guests in the front pews respond with ripples of laughter.
Even the priest smiles broadly.
The bride has given Dad back his credit card.
The advantage to exercising every day is that you die healthier.
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