Down Hummingbird Lane

Well now,...Good Morning people of the world..........................
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We eat most every thing..............................................

I like a good fish..............................................................

Not me....I like bugs....big ones.............................................

I'm hiding...............................................

Help ! she's trying to eat me, but I'm hanging on.....

Gemme Food....no bugs......Iz happy.........................

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Our first stop as new recruits was the barber's.

"Want to keep your sideburns?" he asked.

"Yes, that would be great," I said.

"Okay, I'll get you a bag to put them in."

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The final exam in electrical engineering worried my son, On the last day of class, the professor wished the students luck as he wrote a phone number on the blackboard.

"If anyone has difficulty understanding the review material, call this number." he said as he dismissed the class.

On Saturday afternoon, stumped by one of the review problems Don reached for the phone and heard a recorded message from Dial-A- Prayer.

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A boy approached his mother, who was resting, with a sad look on his face.

"Do you know how to write in the dark?" he asked.

The mother looked over at the boy and said, "Yes, Jimmy.

"The boy replied, "Good, will you sign my report card?"

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I was deliberating over a new television and asked the young salesperson its country of origin.

The clerk disappeared into the stockroom to look on the box.

On his return he announced that the television in question was "Built in Antenna........

and he votes!

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"I didn't come to be told I'm burning the candle at both ends," I told the doctor, ....

"I came for more wax."

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When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail

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It's hard to make a come back when you haven't been anywhere.