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Friends...................................................
Friends.................................
Friends...................................................................
Peanuts are his friends......................................................
A hamburger.?............................
Playing school ?................................................
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If ever you're about to be mugged by a pair of clowns, don't hesitate... go for the juggler.
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Speaking of Senior Moments: An irate customer called the newspaper offices, loudly demanding to know where her Sunday edition was.
'Ma'am,' said the employee, 'today is Saturday.
The Sunday paper is not delivered until Sunday.'
There was quite a pause on the other end of the phone....followed by a ray of recognition.
'So that's why no one was in church today!'
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couldn't help myself....
I'm totally embarrassed by my own behaviour and plan to give myself hell later on this evening about that.
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When my ex-Marine father was at my house, our six-year-old neighbor came by to play with my kids.
I asked her if she knew who he was.
She looked up at him with her big blue eyes and said, "I don't remember what his name is,but I know he used to be a submarine."
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Definition of a snob: He walks as if balancing the family tree on his nose.
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As I was admitted to the hospital prior to a procedure, the clerk asked for my wrist, saying, "I'm going to give you a bracelet."
"Has it got rubies and diamonds?" I asked coyly.
"No," he said. "But it costs just as much."
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QUESTION. What is the definition of convenient irony?
ANSWER. Being run over by an ambulance.
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