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Popcycle goes good on a hot day....................................................
Were's mine ???
What can I say ?....................................
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee......
I'm scard.................................................
Didn't scare me none....................................
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The wife loves making clothes for our five-year-old granddaughter.
And she, in turn, always seems happy to accept them.
The other day, the Wife asked if she would like her to make her a skirt.
"Yes," she said. "But this time, could you make it look like it came from a store?"
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The long-awaited day came at last when Mother took us to the station to welcome Father home from the war.
My brother Harry, who had been very small when Father went overseas and couldn't remember what he looked like, was watching everything intently.
As the soldiers left the train, they marched past the roped-off crowds.
Father was the first to come by.
Mother called to him and he broke ranks to greet us.
We were overjoyed to have Father home again, and everything went smoothly until later in the day when Harry misbehaved and Dad scolded him.
Harry glared at him, then turned to Mother and demanded indignantly, "Did you HAVE to pick the first one you saw?"
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define great, he said, 'I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!'
He now works for Microsoft writing error messages
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A few choice words were exchanged when I placed a want ad in the local newspaper.
The clerk and I quickly resolved our differences, and I thought nothing more of it until I opened the paper the next day.
There was my ad, all by itself under a brand new category: "Help Clearly Needed."
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Two men are talking over the garden fence...
"Just think Gus, before I got married... I had thousands of faults I didn't even know about!"
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