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Oh, No !............................
Ize hiding........from the mean one...
He can't get me.......................................
No !!.................................................
Ha-Ha.....your a funny Dude !..................................................
What are these things ?.........................................
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A passenger train is creeping along slowly.
Finally it creaks to a halt.
A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside.
"What's going on?" she yells out the window.
"Cow on the track!" replies the conductor.
Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace.
Within five minutes, however, it stops again.
The woman sees the same conductor walk again.
She leans out the window and yells, "What happened?
Did we catch up with the cow again?"
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The worst thing about getting old is listening to your children's advice...........................
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After years of battling the bulge, my sister finally lost weight.
In fact, she shed so many pounds that her suits began to sag,
leading one co-worker to suggest she alter her clothes to fit her new figure.
"Not yet," my sister said. "Let me enjoy the sag a little while first."
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Jesus came across an adulteress crouching in a corner with a crowd around her preparing to stone her to death.
Jesus stopped them and said, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
Suddenly a woman at the back of the crowd fired off a stone at the adulteress.
At which point Jesus looked over and said,
"Mother! Sometimes you really TICK ME OFF!"
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As I stood in front of the mirror, carefully arranging my rapidly thinning hair, my four-year-old son, Roy, climbed up on the bathtub next to me and looked me over closely.
Suddenly he jumped down, raced into the kitchen and said to my wife, “Mommy, Daddy is still growing!”
“Still growing?” she asked. “What do you mean,Roy?”
“Well,” Roy replied, “his head is coming through his hair!”
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"There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child.
There are seven million."
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