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Maybe this will cool you down after a hot weekend...............
Iz likes plants..........................................
Pick up 1. Who needs a pick up...............................
Yeh...........right!
Dogs, are the dummies.....................................
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"Your body is the baggage you must carry through life.
The more excess the baggage, the shorter the trip."
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People are made to be loved and things are made to be used.
There is much chaos in this world because things are being loved and people are being used.
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Detroit's most pressing problem is to design a car small enough to conserve gas and large enough not to disappear into a pothole.
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Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind.
You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head.
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You can swim all day in the Sea of Knowledge and still come out completely dry.
Most people do.
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It's not a bad idea for a politician to remember that no newspaper can misquote silence....................
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In his science class, my ten-year-old grandson Jeff was learning about hibernation.
He brought his test paper home the day after the exam.
One question was: Into what state of inactivity do animals go during the winter months?"
Jeff had pencilled in: "Florida."
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The McCain campaign released an ad that compared Barack Obama to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton.
Today, the Obama campaign released an ad comparing McCain to Zsa Zsa Gabor and Bea Arthur.
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There is a memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.
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