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Friend, "Julia"....Said -Bridie- likes to play with Michel, and Andrew..
Now he's jealous...............................
Dang it......I guess he's mad too............................................
Not her....She's having fun..............................................
More friends.............................................
What can I say ??..................................
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QUESTION: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
ANSWER: K9P
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Two astronauts were in a space craft circling thousands of miles above the earth. According to plan, one astronaut was to leave the ship and go on a 15-minute space walk.
The other was to remain inside.
After completing his walk, the first astronaut tried to get back inside, but the door was locked.
He knocked. There was no answer.
He knocked louder. Still no answer.
He pounded with all his might.
Finally, after what seemed like hours, a voice from inside the space craft spoke up: "Who's there?"
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Little Josh was brought to Dr. Gill cause he hadn't eaten anything for days.
Dr. Gill offered him all the goodies he could think of.
No luck.
He tried a little scolding. It didn't work. A little pleading, to no avail.
Finally he sat down, faced the boy, looked him in the eye.
He said, "Look young man, if you can be stubborn, so can I.
You're not going anywhere until you eat something.
You can have whatever you want, but only after you have eaten will you leave."
Josh just sat and glared for some time, then said "OK.
I'll eat but I have some conditions.
First, I'll have exactly what I want and exactly how I want it and second you'll share with me."
Dr. Gill was OK with this.
He asked the child what he'd like. "Worms!" said Josh.
Dr. Gill was horrified but didn't want to back out and seem like a loser.
So, he ordered a plate of worms to be brought in.
"Not that many, just one," yelled Josh as he saw the plate.
So, everything other than one worm was removed.
Josh then demanded that the single worm be cut into two pieces and then Dr. Gill eat half.
Dr. Gill went through the worst ordeal of his life, and after finishing, barely managing to keep his cool, said, "OK, now eat!"
Josh refused as he sobbed, "No way! You ate my half!"
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A rebel leader was finally apprehended by military police and summarily sentenced to death.
The police superintendent watched as the blindfolded man was led before the firing squad, then magnanimously came over to offer him a last cigarette.
"No thanks," was the condemned man's answer................ "I'm trying to quit."
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Gus filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station.
After he had paid and driven away, he realized that he had left the gas cap on top of his car.
He stopped and looked and, sure enough, it was lost.
Well, he thought for a second and realized that other people must have done the same thing, and that it was worth going back to look by the side of the road since even if he couldn't find his own gas cap, he might be able to find one that fit.
Sure enough, he hadn't been searching long when he found a gas cap.
He tried it on, and it went into place with a satisfying click.
"Great," Gus thought, "I lost my gas cap, but I found another one that fits.
And this one's even better because it locks."
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Teenagers were made so parents wouldn't be so devastated when their children finally grow up and leave home.
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