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Hey....don't hog it all..........................................................
Let me at them..........................................................................
Not me....I an't messing with them............................................
Gramps has some fast moves..............................................
Wonder if he cuts hair ?. I need a hair cut....................
Ohfffffffffffffffffff............................................
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On a cold winter evening in Helena, Montana, I pulled up to a gas pump.
Because I needed an item from a nearby store, I decided to go there while my tank was being filled.
I left my credit card with the attendant.
I'd only gone a few steps when it occurred to me that I might be delayed because of a line-up at the store.
So I called back to the attendant that if he needed to move the truck, the keys were on the seat.
"Let me get this straight, sir," he responded, shivering in the cold.
"You're leaving the credit card and the keys?" he grinned.
"I'll write you from California!"
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Often my Uncle Edward's students finish their assignments at the last minute.
On one occasion when a research paper was due, a student came to him at the beginning of class.
"I just wanted to let you know that you'll be getting my research paper later today," he explained.
"My mom is faxing it from her office."
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Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book.
It's called ......
'Ministers Do More Than Lay People'
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So how do I pick a president?
Much the same way I choose a driver to the airport.
Which one will cost me the least, and not get me killed.
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When our son, Roy, turned six, my wife and I decided it was high time for him to ditch the Winnie the Pooh underwear for something a bit more studly.
So I bought him some Incredible Hulk briefs.
When Roy got home, he found the package we'd left for him lying on his bed.
"Finally!" he exulted. "Adult underwear!"
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Driving along a country road, I ignored a Bridge Out sign and continued on.
But in a few miles I came to a stop: The road was completely barricaded.
So I turned around and retraced my route.
That's when I saw this sign on the back of the first:
It was, wasn't it?"
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