Enjoy your stay...........
What is it........get it off.................................................................
Everybody knows I like old barns...................................................
Going to be a great weekend.............................................................
"Sadie" saz: don't move, or I'll bite your arm off...............................
I an't going there, She'll bite me...................................................
Wanta play ??...huh?..........................
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Many of today's motorists are driving the cars of tomorrow on the highways of yesterday.
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Three salesmen were bragging who is the best.
The first said, that he is so good he sold a color television to a blind man.
The second bragged he sold a HI-FI stereo system to a deaf man.
The third said he sold a Cuckoo clock to a blonde lady.
The other two said, so what?
The third salesman added, along with the Cuckoo clock, I also sold her one hundred pounds of bird seeds!!!!!
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Bobbie called her friend May on her 100th birthday.
“How are you going to celebrate?” she asked.
“My children are coming for the weekend,” May said happily.
“You must be looking forward to that,” Bobbie said.“
Yes,” May replied, “but it's a lot of work, washing the floors and making up their beds.”
“Why don't you wait and have the children do it?” Bobbie suggested.
“Oh, no, I couldn't do that,” May countered. “They're in their 80s!”
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The two young boys were discussing their ailments together in the children's ward.
"Are you medical or surgical?" asked the first, who had been in the ward for a week.
"I don't know what you mean," replied the second.
"It's simple," replied the first.
"Were you sick when you came in here?
Or did they make you sick when you got here?"
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Who, in their infinite wisdom, decreed that Little League uniforms be white?
Certainly not a mother.
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Why do sixty-year-old male actors get to play action heroes while female actors of the same age play their mothers?
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