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She's celebrating her Twentieth birthday........
He was celebrating too.......
We're just lookin......................................................
Oh, No.........................................................
I celebrated too much............................................
Me too......................................................................
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For our honeymoon my fiancée and I chose a fashionable hotel known for its luxurious suites.
When I called to make reservations, the desk clerk inquired, "Is this for a special occasion?"
"Yes," I replied. "It's our honeymoon."
"And how many adults will there be?" she asked.
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Problem Name
The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Peek-A-Boo) is not just an athlete.
She is now a nurse currently working at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital.
She is not permitted to answer the hospital telephones.
It caused too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say: 'Picabo, ICU.'
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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manual."
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At my grandfather’s 75nd birthday party, his sister proposed a toast.
“May you be just like our Grandpa Hey,” she said, referring to my great-great-grandfather who had lived to the age of 96.
My little brother looked up from his dinner in horror and spluttered, “But he’s dead!"
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Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day.
One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?"
"No," the second man replied, "it's Thursday."
And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a beer."
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Psychiatrist to office nurse:Please just say 'we're terribly busy.'not "it's a madhouse."
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It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
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