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AaaaaaYYYeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Didn't scare me non..........................................................
Yiksssssssssss...........................................................
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...............................................
Ooofffffffffffffffffff...................................................................
I'm a hiding..............................................
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Barack Obama has been emphasizing that Americans can save gas by properly inflating their tires.
John McCain has been encouraging his supporters to change the tennis balls on their walkers.
(Thats bad....I know.)
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COACH: Gus, you can be the end, guard, and tackle.
GUS: That's great, coach!
COACH: Yes, sit at the end of the bench, guard the water bucket, and tackle anyone who gets near it.
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SIGN IN SCHOOL CAFETERIA:
DO NOT CRUMBLE YOUR BREAD OR ROLL IN YOUR SOUP
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Sherry got so excited when her husband expressed interest in her meditation sessions.
"You don't have to close your eyes," she explained.
"You can keep them open and focus on something like a candle or a spot in front of you."
He nodded thoughtfully. "Could it be a TV?"
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It took five years of postgrad work, but I finally fulfilled my dream of becoming an archaeologist.
My first job was with a museum supervising a dig in a nearby town.
As we worked under the hot sun, I noticed a woman and her son peering down at us.
Seeing me in a hole, covered in mud with a pickax in hand, the mother told her son, "See what happens when you don't finish school? You end up like him."
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The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them.
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