Down Hummingbird Lane

Howdy, Friends......Another nice weekend coming up.....................
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Cute..................

I hope their's no sudden stops.................................

Oh Boy......fresh rabbit...........

Fox, were's a fox ?...........................................

Fox?.....I'm hiding........

Of course.....Maxine for "Bobbie" this morning............

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When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before the white man came, an Indian said simply, "Ours"

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I was teaching a student in my vocational class the proper way to use a wrench.

I told him to think of his watch: clockwise to install a nut, counterclockwise to remove it.

"But sir," he said after a moment of silence, "I wear a digital."

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For every 60 seconds you are angry, you lose one minute of happiness.

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To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler, and less trouble.

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I decided to make myself useful and do a load of the family laundry.

When I took the clothes out of the machine, I discovered ...to my dismay...that I had also washed the watch my wife had given me while we were dating.

"Don't expect me to replace it," she said later with an obvious lack of sympathy.

By the time Father's Day rolled around, however, she had relented and gave me a beautiful new watch.

Attached was a note with this stipulation: "DRY-CLEAN ONLY!"