Friday, July 18, 2008

Good Morning.....Everyone..... Have a good weekend..............


What time is it Kitty?...................



Getting Dark in the morning.....


I believe your hung up..........


Remember these ?..... and the Monkey Ward catalogs ?



How about these guys ?


We gotta have Maxine for Bobbie.........

If women are so "manipulative," how come more of them aren't in politics?

A little boy had been browsing the aisles of greeting cards for some time when a clerk asked, "Just what is it you're looking for?

A birthday greeting, message to a sick friend, anniversary or a congratulations to your mom and dad...?"


The boy shook his head and answered,

"Got any like a blank report card?"

Some writers use a nom de plume instead of their real names.

I took my younger brother to a dentist who should try a nom de doctor.

The nameplate outside his office read....

"General Dentistry, Dr. Will Hurt."

The way things are today, you need not touch a live wire to get a shock just open the electric bill.

As my boss prepared to go on vacation in another state,

I kiddingly asked him to leave a telephone number where we could reach him at least once a day.

After he left, I found a note from him with a number we could call in case of problems.

The number was local and unfamiliar to me, so I dialed it at once.

It turned out to be Dial-a-Prayer.

I was in the store getting flowers for my girlfriend when a grizzled biker leaned over and grabbed a bouquet. Nodding at the roses in my hand, he asked, "What'd you do?"





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