Good Morning..People of the world.....enjoy.

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Now...that would keep you off his lawn...or under it.

Now! you know this has gotta hurt, big time.....

First woman on the moon.......You have to be old enough to appreciate this.
If you don't understand this you are too young.

Smile...Tabby..

Of course a Maxine for "Bobbie"...

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In a rough football game tempers were high.

The referee called a penalty and walked off fifteen yards.

Infuriated, one of the players yelled out, "You stink!"

Without stopping, the referee stepped off another fifteen yards and called back.

"How's the aroma from here?"

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Bobbie and I, both seniors, are always teasing each other about the symptoms of old age, needing stronger glasses, aches and pains, forgetfulness.

One morning Bobbie was grumbling that she couldn't find one of her socks, then there was a pause.

"You found it?" I asked.

"Yes," she replied sheepishly.....

"I put both on the same foot."

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"How about two of them?" asked the druggist of the man who was buying a new toothbrush. "

One for your wife."

"No, thanks.

When I buy a new one I give her the old one."

Several customers in the store gasped, and the he added," She uses it to clean her shoes."

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I was shopping for shoes with my 83-year-old mother at our local mall.

A cute little guy, about four years old, sat down beside her and stuck his foot up for her to admire his new sneakers.

“Granny,” he said, “Mom bought them for me.”

As they sat chatting, his mother came running over to get him and apologized to my mom, saying she hoped he wasn't bothering her.

“Oh, no, dear,” Mom said.

“He's just proud of his new sneakers, and he's smart enough to know a granny when he sees one.”

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Great news for New York City garbage men: They can now wear shorts in the summer.

It’s all part of the mayor’s plan to beautify the city.