Good Morning Gents, Also.......................
I got my eyes on you...........................
Bad place to park?..........................................................
A cutie....☺
How about this stepper exceriser ?
Jeez...Can't a guy get any privacy ?................................
Bad place to park?.................................
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HORSE-SENSE;
Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it.
From a distance, each looks like every other horse.
But if one stops the car, or is walking by, one will notice something quite amazing.
Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind.
His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has made a good home for him.
This alone is amazing.
Listening, one will hear the sound of a bell.
Looking around for the source of the sound, one will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field.
Attached to her bridle is a small bell.
It lets her blind friend know where she is, so he can follow her.
As one stands and watches these two friends, one sees how she is always checking on him, and that he will listen for her bell and then slowly walk to where she is, trusting that she will not lead him astray.
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I sold an item through eBay but it got lost in the mail.
So I stopped by my local post office and asked them to track it down.
"It's not that simple," the clerk scolded.
"you have to fill out a mail-loss form before we can initiate a search."
"Okay," I said. "I'll take one."
He rummaged under his counter, then went to some other clerks who did the same, only to return and confess, "You'll have to come back later.
We can't find the forms."
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A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half.
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They call it a tax return... as if the money you pay was going to make a round trip.
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Bobbie sez;
"I finally learned the secret to regular exercise.
I go to the gym extra early in the morning, before my brain can wake up and stop me."
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A shy little 4-year-old came in to the dentist for her first cleaning and check-up.
The hygienist tried to strike up a conversation but no response.
After the cleaning, the dentist was called in to do the final check.
The dentist tried to strike up a conversation as well.
"How old are you?"
No response.
The dentist then asked, "Don't you know how old you are?"
Immediately four tiny fingers went up.
"Oh," replied the dentist, "and do you know how old that is?"
Four little fingers went up once again.
Continuing the effort to get a response, the dentist asked, "Can you talk?"
The solemn little patient looked at him and asked, "Can you count?"
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