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Just hanging in there..........................................
So true.......................................
The way to ride......................................................
I'm gonna take my teef and go home.........................
Nice picture..................................................
Don't make me come out there................................
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Henry rents a room in a boardinghouse and makes a deal with the landlady to pay a substantially higher rate if she will make lunch for him to take to work.
The first day she takes great pains to make a hearty lunch with a roast-beef sandwich loaded with meat as the main course.
When Henry comes home from work, she asks how he liked the lunch.
He replied, "Not bad ... what there was of it."
The next day she makes two sandwiches.
When he gets home, he has the same response to her question: "Not bad ... what there was of it."
The next day the landlady takes a whole loaf of French bread, slices it down the middle, and loads it with three pounds of cold cuts.
When Henry comes home from work that evening, he slams his lunch box down on the table and says, "Back to one damn sandwich again, I see!"
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A bar is located across the street from a school for the hearing impaired.
Every evening after classes, members of the faculty come into the bar and have a drink.
They use sign language to talk and sometimes their conversations become quite intense.
One afternoon a group of the teachers are sitting at a table and are being overly rambunctious in their sign language: their hands are held high, and they are swaying back and forth.
The bartender becomes quite agitated and says to one of his customers sitting at the bar, "Now they'll never go home."
"What do you mean?" asks the customer.
"You can't get them the hell out of here once they start singing...
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ponder these;
These days if somebody pays you in cash you get suspicious, you think maybe his credit is no good...
The best things in life are still free, but the tax experts are working overtime on the problem.
A wife is a person who can look in the top drawer of a dresser and find a man's tie that isn't there.
How many Islamic extremist men would blow themselves up if they were told feminists, not virgins, awaited them in heaven?
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I was leafing through a magazine when I came across a recipe for barbecued chicken that called for beer and a few spices.
I called my daughter and told her I'd found a new recipe for the cook in their house: her husband,... Mark.
I asked if he'd ever heard of barbecuing with beer.
Mark's response? "I always barbecue with beer!"
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