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What time is it Kitty?...................
Getting Dark in the morning.....
I believe your hung up..........
Remember these ?..... and the Monkey Ward catalogs ?
How about these guys ?
We gotta have Maxine for Bobbie.........
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If women are so "manipulative," how come more of them aren't in politics?
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A little boy had been browsing the aisles of greeting cards for some time when a clerk asked, "Just what is it you're looking for?
A birthday greeting, message to a sick friend, anniversary or a congratulations to your mom and dad...?"
The boy shook his head and answered,
"Got any like a blank report card?"
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Some writers use a nom de plume instead of their real names.
I took my younger brother to a dentist who should try a nom de doctor.
The nameplate outside his office read....
"General Dentistry, Dr. Will Hurt."
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The way things are today, you need not touch a live wire to get a shock just open the electric bill.
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As my boss prepared to go on vacation in another state,
I kiddingly asked him to leave a telephone number where we could reach him at least once a day.
After he left, I found a note from him with a number we could call in case of problems.
The number was local and unfamiliar to me, so I dialed it at once.
It turned out to be Dial-a-Prayer.
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I was in the store getting flowers for my girlfriend when a grizzled biker leaned over and grabbed a bouquet. Nodding at the roses in my hand, he asked, "What'd you do?"
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