Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning.....Friends and everyone else............


A garden helps......what's better then a home-grown tomato ?

Yep..

Now thats a bad storm......

Rap?

Its that time...........

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There is a certain inconsistency in the way we insist that the butcher's scales be strictly honest, but have no great objection if the bathroom scale tends to register a trifle on the light side.

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Realizing that I needed a new car, recently I went to a car dealership to look at the new hybrids.

When they found out that I didn't qualify for the loan, they sold me a lo-brid.

I love the way it pedals!!

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A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr. Eberson, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours."

The banker said, "Yes, he certainly was trusted.

And he will be tried as soon as we catch him."

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Things to ponder......

When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.

Don't Worry About Wrinkles... They're Just Antique Smiles.

Definition of an elephant: A mouse built to government specifications.