Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning....Friends, and sweethearts.....


Hope everybodys had a good week....

Semper Fi....guys....

Couple "Biker Chicks"......

My Buddy.......

I'm watching you.........

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A naval command instructor was indoctrinating his new naval command recruits.

He said, "You are all in the Navy now and in the US Navy we have our own language.

For instance, in the Navy we don't call it a bathroom; we don't call it a toilet; we don't call it a latrine."

A young Naval Command recruit raised his hand and asked, "What do you call it?"

"Son, we call it a 'head'.

Now tell me son, what is the difference between a 'head' and a 'hole in the ground'?"

The naval recruit said, "Well, I don't know."

The naval command Instructor said, "Son, how do you expect to command a US Naval ship if you don't know your head from a hole in the ground?"

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Chinese man goes to eye doctor.

Doctor says to the man, Mr. Lee you have a cataract.

Man says to eye doctor, oh no, drive Rincon Continental

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Q: Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

A: Heck

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"A friend is one to whom one may pour out all the contents of one's heart, chaff and grain together, knowing that the gentlest of hands will take and sift it, keep what is worth keeping and with a breath of kindness blow the rest away." (Arabian Proverb)