Down Hummingbird Lane

Look at me....an't I pretty...............

Ready for some O.J.?

Watch for "Killer" the ankle biter........

I just want to wish everyone "Happy Easter"....

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During a fancy dinner party, the hosts' two small children entered the dining room totally naked and walked slowly around the table.

The parents were so embarrassed that they pretended nothing had happened.

The guests, not wanting to embarrass their hosts any further, continued talking.

As the kids heading back to their rooms, one said to the other, "See? I told you it was vanishing cream!"

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You Are No Longer "Cool" When.....

You find yourself listening to talk radio.

You daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ears.

The pattern on your shorts and couch match.

You fondly remember your powder blue leisure suit.

You criticize the kids of today for their satanic suicide- inducing music, forgetting that you rocked to Alice Cooper and Black Sabbath.

You call the police on a noisy party next door instead of grabbing beer and joining it.

You turn down free tickets to a rock concert because you have to work the next day.

When grass is something that you cut, not cultivate.

When jogging is something you do to your memory.

Getting a little action means your prune juice is working.

All the cars behind you flash their headlights.

You remember the "Rolling Stones" as a rock group not a corporation.

You bought your first car for the same price you paid for your son's new running shoes.

You actually ASK for your father's advice.

You don't know how to operate a fax machine.

When someone mentions SURFING you picture waves and a surf board.