Our "Gang" .....a old family picture......
Hey !! were's mine.....you forgot me again..........
God...help us.........
Another Iceburg with a barcode..............
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It was a full auditorium.
Halfway through the author's talk, she began to feel sick.
In a calm voice, she announced that she had left a few pages of her speech offstage, in her bag. She walked off slowly and, as soon as she was out of sight, ran to the bathroom where she immediately threw up.
She was just about finished when someone came into the bathroom to tell her that her lapel mike was still on.
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We were studying how muscles divert and facilitate blood flow..
A student had volunteered to have her blood monitored through ultrasound..
When the instructor placed the ultrasound prove on the back of her leg, just above her knee, we could hear the blood flowing through her veins..
The instructor then sqeezed his hand around her knee, below the probe and the blood flow stopped..
"What would happen if I was to squeeze above the probe?" he asked us..
"You'd get sued," said one student.
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