Down Hummingbird Lane

Well....I tried to load the pictures but it won't let me....
I tried for an hour....but it just does what it wants.
Anyway here's a couple Yoke's for you Folks....
I know...corny


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Reasons why it's great to be American...
You can have a woman president without electing her.
You can spell colour wrong and get away with it.
You can be a crook and still be president.
If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything.
If you can breathe you can get a gun.
You can invent a new public holiday every year.
You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care.
You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy".
You can get a pizza within minutes of ordering.


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Something to Ponder~~


"Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks."
"Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt."
Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine.