Gotta keep him warm...........................
I'd like to do this sometimes....
Fight...fight.. I'll whip your .....................
Looks into mine eyes......sleep...sleep................
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In 1946, Winston Churchill traveled to Fulton, Missouri,
to deliver a speech and to be present at the dedication of a bust in his honor.
After his speech, Churchill was approached by a rather attractive and well-endowed woman. "Mr. Churchill," she declared, "I traveled over a hundred miles this morning for the unveiling of your bust."
"Madam, I assure you," he enthusiastically replied, "in that regard I would gladly return the favor!"
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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not.
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Don't be discouraged if your children reject your advice.
Years later they will offer it to their own offspring.
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One way today's teenagers are more safty concious than adult drivers is that they spend less time talking on cell phones while driving.
Having read of how distracting it is to have a phone conversation behind the wheel they stick strictly to text messaging.
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