Monday, March 10, 2008

Well, I've been trying to post for a couple hours....
Blogger is having server troubles.....

Any body want to buy a used car ??



Why do airlines say that is case of an emergency water landing,

the seat cushions can be used as a flotation device?

If we're going down, my seat cushion's going to be used as a toilet.

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I sure wish It wouldn't change my words around............................

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Parachuting from a helicopter over a drop zone inside Camp Dawson,

West Virginia, a lieutenant colonel from the Special Forces Group

Airborne found himself doing battle with a sudden twenty-two-knot wind,

which forced him onto a nearby golf course.

On landing, the Green Beret fumbled for the release but another gust

drove the chute and its struggling captive down the fairway,

catching the attention of three players about to tee off.

"Can we help?" shouted the golfers.

Sliding by them, the officer clung to his sense of humor as well

as his pride.

"No, thanks," he called out. "I'll just play through."

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